Sunday, October 11, 2009

Frankie @ The B.E.T Hip Hop Awards




This is why B.E.T is a f'en joke! Out of everyone to host the B.E.T Hip Hop Awards Red Carpet, they chose Frankie. As expected, Frankie showed up on the scene looking tacky as hell! Her wig-a MESS, her clothing-A MESS and the platinum grille, a f****ing MESS! Dear Frankie, we aren't laughing with you, we are laughing at you!

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Today's H.A.M: Russell "Slimy" Simmons




This fake azz-wannabe-Dalai lama-mother (shut your mouth!) needs to sit his old azz down somewhere! I wish I was at that beach, I would have thrown a bucket of "negroe pleaz!" on his azz!



Umm, question...WTF is up with the sand?

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Today's Celeb Drama: Tameka Pulled A Jazmine Sullivan, Soulja Boy Arrested, The Game & 4 The Love Of Ray J Coming Back,




According to TMZ, Usher had to call the po-po on Tameka's crazy azz for trepassing and vandazling one of his cars. Because there was no proof that Tameka did it, there wasn’t much that the officers could do, but being the crazy chick that she is, Tameka returned later that day to get her scratch on again. Tameka bounced when Ush called the cops. LOL! Hmm, seems as if Tameka has been spending too much time listening to Jazmine Sullivan "Bust Your Windows."
This chick needs to just go home and relax, calculate her child support and alimony papers and figure out a way to dig her cougar paws into Trey Songz’s 24 year-old fyne azz!



Soulja Boy was arrested for obstruction of justice on Wednesday. Apparently Soulja Boy was at an abandoned house where a boot-leg music video was being shot,with a group of people, when the cops arrived. As expected, the fools quickly hauled azz upon sight of the boys in blue. Soulja Boy being one of those fools returned later that night for his Range Rover and guess who was their waiting on him….the cops!!!


It’s a good chance that “The Game” will be back on air!!!! “The show is getting picked up, so for people that have been petitioning and wondering, it is coming back to BET. So, hopefully, you will see me back,” Drew Sidora said, spilling the beans to Sister 2 Sister. “It is official. The deal has been done.” Drew also said. *Excuse me while I do my happy dance!*



Speaking of comebacks. VH1 will be airing season 2 of For The Love of Ray J. I can’t front, I watched Season 1 and I actually enjoyed it. By the way, did you know that Danger is pregnant and that Ray J was one of the guest at her baby shower, which was thrown by Stilts. Oh yea, Cashmere was also there.






Lisa Raye is working on a reality show. Ok, so let me get this straight. Michael Vick, Monica and now Lisa Raye are coming out with reality shows. Eddie Griffin, Tiny, Toya, Frankie, Neffe and T.O, have reality shows. When the hell is someone RELEVANT, like Beyonce, or Rhianna going to bless us with a reality show? Let me guess, Amerie, Mya and Christina Milan will be next?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

BCBG Sale


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Picture Of The Day: Jennifer Hudson And Her Son, David






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Michael Vick's B.E.T Reality Show





B.E.T is set to roll out and is putting the finishing touches on the "Michael Vick Project."

The producers of the "Michael Vick Project" is coining the show as a docu-series instead of the typical reality show, stating that it will focus on Vick's NFL comeback and his strained relationship with his fiancée and children. Vick will also visit the Leavenworth Federal Prison where he spent 1 1/2 of his life as well as the Virginia property that he converted into a dog-fighting arena.

“I just want people to really get to know me as an individual,” Vick told the L.A. Times. “I am a human being. I’ve made some mistakes in the past, and I wish it had never happened. But it’s not about how you fall, but about how you pick yourself up."

Today In Twitterville




Something tells me that 50 cent is about to jump off of Rick Ross ass and onto the bony ass belonging to FABOLOUS. Apparently, FABOLOUS was talking greasy about 50's performance via Twitter and 50 caught wind of it...story developing.


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Lil Mama Is At It Again




Just when I thought that Lil Mama had buried herself in a hole in Brooklyn, or whatever burough she is reppin, she is back! Lil Mama was on the Tyra Banks show and of course she discussed her embarassing VMA debacle. She even took time to reincarnate the infamous finale pose. *shaking my head and rolling my eyes* this poor chile just doesn't know when to quit!

And WTF is up with her style? It's so generic, tacky and cheap looking! She needs to stop shopping at Dr. Jays and getting her hair done in her cousins kitchen!

Sidebar: Dr. Jays is a well-known store in NY that sells street gear, Sean John, Apple Bottom, etc. For those of u who reside outside of the dirty apple (NY)

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Random Thought: 50 Looking Like A Bowl Of Fruit Loops!




Is it just me, or does 50 cent look a little fruity in the booty in this pic?

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The Purple One:Prince




Prince is the only straight man that can get away with wearing a silk fuschia suit! Peep the flit in his wrist and the flaming-gay boy look in his eye! Yet, his masculinity isn't compromised! Dayum, I love this petite hunk of a little man

Has Anyone Seen Puffy? ...




...because Shyne is Free!!! After serving ten years in prison for Puffy's bitch ass, Shyne is a free man and I'm willing to bet that P-Scary has beefed up his security.

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Baby is Blinged-out-platinum teeth wearing-homo thug!




Tattooing another man's bday on your arm is so f'en gay! It is obvious that Baby is gay to the 5th power! I ignored the infamous kiss,



blaming it on their fascination with mob movies, but this ish right here is just 2 much!

Baby is Weezy's daddy and Weezy is Baby's bitch! Yea, I said it!

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Dayum Monique Is Looking Hot!



I heard that she had lost weight, but didn't know how much until I watched her show on B.E.T. last night! Looking good Mo! I wonder if she still hates skinny bitches now that she is on her way to being one?
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Frederick Richardon's, Mug Shot


A couple of days ago I posted the picture of a woman who is allegedly the woman that AJ lost his life over. Well, here is a mugshot of the man, Frederick Richardson, who allegedly took AJ's life.
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Prince Swaggerjacked by Rhianna








I never really noticed how much Rhianna looks like Prince...!!! I guess FeFe Dobson wasn't the only person Rhianna swagger jacked!
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Today in Twitterville...Ashley "AJ" Jewell's Last Twits




AJ questioned the definintion of a "Scrub" and let hte truth be known that he had his own money before Kandi, via his twitter page just moments before his death.
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Serena Lends Her Body For ESPN's Body Issue


Serena displayed all of get body on ESPN's "Body" issue! No lesbo, but I'm loving the decadent, brown skin that she is in! ESPN could have choosen the typical, but they didn't and appreciate them for stepping outside of the box! Two finger snaps for ESPN!
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Trina, Still The Queen Of The Souf!


No lesbo, but Trina was at an event in Miami looking hot like fiyah! Being from the durty, I am a fan of "The Queen Of The South" but Trina's been slipping to the left lately with her fashion. In glad that the Queen is back!
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Breaking Bread With The Kardashians


Kim Kardashian blessed us (I say this sarcastically) with some family pictures that were taking after a cozy little family dinner. To hell with all of his other achievements, Lamar can proudly say that he has made it. (Read between the lines)

Kim's posting on her website read: We had a fun dinner at my moms with the twins, Rob, Kendall, Kylie, Kourt, Scott, Khloe, Lamar, Bruce and my mom...am I missing anybody! Seems like our family is growing, and we are running out of room for seats at our huge dining room table! We had a really fun chill night... cooking, blasting music, dancing, just hanging out. Those nights are the best!


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Monday, October 5, 2009

The Chick That AJ Died Fighting Over


Allegedly, shawty in the colorful tacky dress(out of respect for her privacy I will refrain from using her name) is the chick that AJ was fighting over on the night he lost his life. Shawty is co-owner of the strip club AJ was killed at and the ex-wife of the man accused of delivering the deadly blow to AJ's head. 2 lives lost, one to death and the other to the system...talk about the power of the P.U.*.*.Y


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Russell Has Beef With Black Women


Russell is rarely called out on this, but I'm calling him out today, WTF is up with all the white chicks Russ. What, u don't like dark meat? I won't even touch on the ages of the youngins that he is known to freak with.


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Sherri Sheppard Shines


Sherri has finally been given her time to shine. Sherri's show "Sherri" will air tonight on Lifetime at 7pm.

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Hawt R Not!

I say Hawt! Alicia rocked this leather get-up while filming the Empire State of Mind video. I am so glad that leather is making a comeback especially since I never got rid of my leather skirts!



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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Ridikawlous Rumor R Reality?


In the wake of Matthew recently being bitch slapped with a paternity suit, folks in the industry are saying that Kelly Rowland is Matthew's love child that Tina took in and raised. Funny, because Kelly rarely speaks of her father...you would be lucky if you get something out of her about her mother. Things that make you go "hmm"
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Hot R Not: Rhianna's Ass


I say Hell-2-The-NOT! This chick is getting sluttier by they day! Where is her PR folks, mother, sister, BFF Mellissa, to tell her that this ish is not cute!
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Kandi Releases A Statement About AJ's Death:



Kandi released a statement to Essence.com about AJ's death:


“I am devastated by the loss of AJ. His death comes on the heels of the death of my beloved Uncle Ralph and with both of them gone, my heart is heavy with grief. I had spoken to AJ two hours before I got the call that he was in the hospital and never in a thousand years thought it was going to be the last time we spoke. He was taken waytoo soon. There are so many things that I should have said to him, wanted to say to him. But now it’s too late.
I want to deeply extend my heartfelt thanks to all of my family and friends - and that means my twitter and facebook friends as well — for the beautiful words of encouragement, prayers, and the sweet condolences. I make it through these difficult days because of you. I know this is clichĂ©’ but I urge everyone to treat each day as if it’s your last and tell that special someone you love them today. Don’t wait. It may be too late.
Please pray for AJ’s children, his family and Riley—they too are grieving the loss of an incredible man, son, brother and father. I wish you all had gotten to know the AJ we all knew and loved.”
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Friday, October 2, 2009

Matthew Knowles...Still Pimpin!


Dayummmmmmm, Allegedly Matthew Knowles has a love child waiting to be born. A publicist is claiming that she is pregnant with Matthew's little bundle of joy. Dayummmmmmmmmmm. Hmmm...traagedy! By the way, I heard that Papa Knowles is also Kelly Rowland's father. Not sure if I believe that or not.
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Rhianna's New Tramp Style



What is with Rhianna and her new "slutty" look? This girl is getting tackier by the day. Yet, here she is pictured below looking hot as HELL while on her way to a Dior Fashion Show. Peep the boots on the chick next to her. Fire!
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Random Thoughts




Who is this Traagedy? I saw him on Atlanta Housewives, but who is this dude/dudedette? His ass is a MESS! I give props were props are due, the LV bag is hot, but WTF????




WTF is going on in TI's pants? TIP needs a razor, weed wacker, something! Damn Tiny, girl I know that your belly is full of hair balls...hmmmmmm! Traagedy!

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Pimpin is Pimpin


Pimpin is Pimpin Baby! Kat William's chick, Lena James is riding for her shawty. Check on the tat on Lena's back....it's going to take one helluva cover-up to hide that after Kat dumps her for the next bottom bitch.
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Hot R Not? Rhianna's Gypsyesque Look


I say NOT!
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Today's H.A.M! Frankie


I can't wait till the day that Frankie starts acting like someone's mother and grandmother! *Shaking my head and rollling my eyes at this madness*
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Nia Long, Still The Baddest Chick In The Game


No Lesbo, but after all these years Nia Long is still BAD! I love everything about this chick!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Ridikawlous Rumor R Reality?


Is Kelly Rowland getting her swirl on? Kelly is pictured here with a decadent scoop of vanilla ice-cream at the MOBO Awards. U go gurl!

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50 Is On His Period Again, T-Pain's Autoned Apology, Chance Combs Comes Out To Play


Here we go...again! 50 went on the Angie Martinez radio show and called Kayne West gay...again. He even went as far as renaming Kayne and Lady Gaga's Fame Tour as the Gay Tour. What is 50's problem u might ask...promoting what is destined to b another wack ass album is his problem and in case u haven't heard, 50 has a new album coming out and obviously he needs all of the publicity he can get.




While 50 is beefing, T-Pain is apologizing.T-Pain apologized to Jay Z via a song called "Be Careful," a remix of Drake's "Successful." I couldn't tell u if this ish is hot or not cuz I stopped listening after ten seconds. From what I heard, it sounds like trash...but u b the judge. Since I am posting this blog via my iPhone, I can't bless u with a link: therefore, u will just have to You Tube it.



The love child of Sean "Daddy" Combs that has been tucked away nicely in the suburbs of Atlanta and rarely discussed has come out to play. Chance Combs Puffy's six-year old daughter's picture is making an apperance on blogs across the World Wide Web. Chance is such a cutie and worthy of today's shine.


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