Ridikawlous Rumor Or Reality: Lil Wayne Slopping Down Tanks Sloppy Leftovers. Rhianna Getting Her Licky, Licky On

Weezy is doing his best to F**k every girl in the world. Rumors are floating around that he is smashing Tank's Baby Mama, Zena.





Is Rhianna smashing and/or being smashed by her BFF Melissa? I'm confused on this one because Rhianna comes off as being a freak, plus two grown women holding hands...things that make u go "hmmm"






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Hot R Not? Tocarra's New Look

I say HOT! Tocarra's new look is looking a little Gapish to me, but I like it nonetheless.

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Hot or Not: NeNe Leakes

Sliced leggings...hmm, I dont know, u b the judge. At least NeNe had common sense enough to conceal that gut with an oversize handbag.

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Today in Twitterville: Big Ass Monique Going After Little Ole Kerri Hilson

Pledging her loyality for Beyonce, Monique went in for Keri's neck after hearing Keri's diss record, which is actually just a remix to "Turning Me On" if u ask me.


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Today's Celeb Drama: Jon Gosselin Gets The Boot, Essence Watkins Married

So the so-called player finally got played! Due to a couple of greedy unauthorized endorsements, Jon Gosselin has been booted from Jon & Kate Plus 8, now Kate Plus 8. Shortly after getting the pink slip, Jon petioned the court to put the brakes on his divorce. According to Jon...“Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it.
I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”

Yea, whateva!



D-list Actress, Essence Watkins has married her perfect match, Jamie Mendez, a dude that she met on match.com. I guess celebs are just like any other desperate chick out there, willing to look for love anywhere! BTW, did u know that Essence Watkins is 37?? She looks damn good for her age.



Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reunited over the weekend. Kim contributes their reunion to Khloe's wedding. Weddings tend to do that 2 u. Anywho, congrats Kim on getting your fine azz man back! I ain't even mad atcha!



So Lloyd has Overdosed on some haterade. He lashed out against Ciarra by saying “I don’t fuck with Hollywood bitches and she’s like one of the chicks that’s just changed along the way with the fame and the money and all of that. I don’t really get down with her anymore on some real shit. The truth hurts, but it will set you free. But I wish her all the best.”

N...please! How bout Hollywood Bitches don't fuck with lames like u!



Last but not least,
Frankie has dumped her youngin and is attempting to clean up her image...good luck with that one Frankie!



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Today's Celeb Drama: Kandi opening a boutique

Kandi B is opening a
boutique in the A.T.L. that will sell fashionable clothing to Atlanta's Fashionistas on a budget. Great, as if Atlanta doesn't have enough boutiques.


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Hot or Not: Trina Rocking A Military Coat, Thigh High Boots and Minx Nails!

I say HOT! I don't know what i'm loving more, the coat, boots, or nails!

Ridikawlous Rumor or Reality? Lisa Raye and Al Sharpton, a couple???

Lisa Raye and Al Sharpton...WTF??? In her quest to secure a spot among the upper elite has Lisa Raye sunk so low to where she would smash Al Sharpton for status? Well, Lisa and Al have been spotted on a couple of occassions getting comfy and cozy. I hope that this is either a PR stunt or a rumor because the visual of these two getting it in is enough to make me purge my breakfast!! Yuck! Next!

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Today in Twitterville...Mashonda Goes Hard After Alicia Keys

Don't you just love it when the wife and the mistress handles their B.I in public! After reading Mashonda's tweet response to Alicia's tweet question "Having a heated debate n the studio. Question is…N love is it better to go 4 the choice that is ‘SMART’ or the choice that has ‘SPARK’??" Read Mashonda's response below:

After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I’ve never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I’ve reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. Its been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son. I was a fan of AK’s last album, we were both signed to J Records and I always checked up on her projects. I sang her songs and admired her for creating Superwoman and Karma, I would never deny her, her talent. I believed in her until I found out she was possibly sleeping with my husband. The affair was denied by both, until it was finally admitted months later. Already I can hear some of you saying ” why are u blaming her, You cant make someone leave their wife, You cant break something thats broken”. Well, my marriage was not broken, as far as I knew we were celebrating our sons birth and getting ready to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary . Call it blind love, whatever. I call it being a devoted wife.. As far as me blaming her and not blaming him, thats false. Me and my husband have worked out our differences. We are in a good place as people and as parents. I accept his choices and I am comfortable enough with myself to move on. I am so very blessed in many ways. My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes. If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create. Im not saying everything was perfect all the time but no relationship is perfect. We made a vow to God and I believe you should have respected that, as a woman. I know you owe me or my son nothing but I just wish you would’ve handled things more carefully. I’m not judging you, I put you and the whole situation in the hands of God, the Higher Power. Just know that as a woman, I expected so much more from you. I never had intentions on reaching out to you this way but after reading your twits tonight, and the constant disregard, you left me no choice. I feel that after 1 and a half years of you hiding this affair and acting like it doesnt exist, that now is the time to confront it, since you talk so openly about it now This is not a publicity stunt, I dont have a record coming out. I just need to close this chapter in my life and that means confronting our issues. There is a small child involved. His dad loves him to death and he wants to spend more time with him but hes afraid because he knows we don’t have a relationship. This is my main concern. My son NEEDS his dad and I NEED to be comfortable with you. For him! I know many will see my point and many will not be able to look into what’s real because they only want to see Alicia Keys the celebrity, not the human. This is not for the “people”, this is for you. Like I said I was left no choice but to reach out to you this way. By now, Im sure you want to find a balance in this as well.
I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. Its baffling to me that you don’t understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I dont consider myself a victim anymore, Ive learned alot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final. I felt me attending the party would have been a starting point for us, since you shook my hand after I offered it, but I suppose I was wrong.
If its so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you two being together forever is the case, its more of a reason for us to get along, because I’m not going anywhere. Theres a child to be raised. To answer your tweet, choose smart over spark. Sparks burn everyone, be smart! Its simple actually, just think of the shoe being on the other foot.
Stay blessed and lets work this thing out with respect and dignity.

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DMX Working On A New Album and Lil Wayne's Album Has Been Pushed Back, Kelis and Nas Are Still Divorcing,Kayne Heading To Rehab?

Lil Wayne's album will not be released next month as expected, instead it will be released sometime in November. The reason for the delay, Lil Wayne is unable to come up with a name for the album. Why not call it "Weezy F Baby Daddy?"

Ridikawlous Rumor or Reality? Kayne heading to rehab? Sources claim that Kayne has been hitting the bottle a little too often since his mother's death and that he has turned into an unlikeable person. First and foremost, Kayne has always been an unlikeable person. The only people that seem to like his ass, are the woman who use him for the spotlight and his only addition is his oversize ego, which happens to be the size of his girlfreind's oversize head.





Despite pictures of Nas and Kelis being lovey-dovey last week, they are still moving forward with their divorce.

According to Swizz Beats, he is back in the studio working with DMX on a new album. Although DMX has been absent from the Hip Hop scene for a minute, his personal business remained out there. We've all heard about the multiple arrest and women, his abusive relationship with his wife, Tashera and of course the drugs. I am a die-hard-DMX fan and I hope that his new album is as hot as it's predecessors.



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Lamar Odom's Jump Off/Cougar Attacks!

Lamar's old ass jump off is speaking (if one can call it that) out against Lamar's upcoming wedding. For privacy reasons, her picture will not be included...let's just say, she is white, far from cute, wears too much makeup and looks old enough to be his mother.

IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CIRCUS UNFOLD. NOW THAT KHLOE KARDASHIAN HAS ANNOUNCED THE WEDDING, I CAN NO LONGER BE QUIET.I HAVE BEEN WITH LAMAR FOR YEARS. YES WE F*CK. YES HE PAYS MY BILLS. YES…… I HAVE AN APARTMENT. YES HE HAS BOUGHT ME A CAR. YES I WAS WITH HIM EVEN WHEN HE WAS WITH HIS BABY MAMA. SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A JUMP OFF. I KNOW WE HAVE A CONNECTION. I HAVE NOT TALKED TO HIM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, BUT HE WILL BE BACK. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK.I SEE THAT THE KARDASHIANS HAVE MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION, MADE THIS A FAIRYTALE.LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH.LAMAR ODOM IS A DOG. HE CANNOT BE FAITHFUL TO ONE WOMAN. PERIOD. HE WILL WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND WILL REALIZE HE HAS F*CKED HIMSELF. LAMAR IS UNSTABLE. LAMAR IS BIPOLAR. LAMAR HAS GIRLS IN EVERY CITY. KHLOE AND HER FAMILY MAY THINK THEY HAVE STRUCK GOLD – BUT WHEN HE TRAVELS DURING THE SEASON, HE WILL F*CK AROUND. HE HAS F*CKED HER FRIENDS BEFORE THEY EVEN MET. I KNOW MY SITUATION AND I DEAL WITH IT, BUT I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE KARDASHIANS PRETENDING HE IS SOMETHING HE IS NOT.I DO NOT LIKE HIS BABY MAMA, LIZA. BUT I KNOW HE DID HER DIRTY. WHEN HIS SON PASSED AWAY, HE WASN’T WITH HER. HE WAS WITH ME. HE DOESN’T SPEND TIME WITH THE KIDS. DOES NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. OBVIOUSLY, HE HAS LOST HIS MIND BECAUSE HE DOES NOT CARE THAT THE KIDS ARE IN SHOCK. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR OWN DAD’S WEDDING. HE IS RUINING HIS FAMILY AND HIS CHILDREN’S LIVES FOR THIS TRICK NAMED KHLOE. NBA AND NFL D*CK HAS RAN THROUGH THAT. SIX DEGREES OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN. LOOK AT THEIR GOLD DIGGING MOTHER. SHE WHORES OUT HER OWN CHILDREN. I HEAR FROM HIS PEOPLE THAT THERE IS NO PRENUP. WHAT AN IDIOT. I HOPE HE IS BROKE FROM THIS. BETTER BELIEVE I WILL MAKE SURE I CASH OUT BEFORE ALL OF IT IS GONE. HE DID SIGN A HUGE CONTRACT, AFTER ALL.HIS FAMILY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. HE IS TURNING HIS BACK ON HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. PUT IT LIKE THIS, IF YOU ARE BROKE AND BLACK – YOU ARE NO LONGER IN HIS LIFE. TRUE LOVE MY @SS. TAKE NOTE HOW NO BLACK PEOPLE WILL BE THERE. MAYBE A SPRINKLE OF THE ACCEPTABLE ONES THAT KRIS APPROVES OF.

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Kevin Federline, Nikki Minaj

No Lesbo (despite Nikki being one) but Nikki “Lewinksy” Minaj is looking aiight in her Honey Mag photo shoot. I can’t wait for Nikki’s CD 2 come out.

Kevin Federline is joining his baby mama, Shar Jackson, Bobby Brown and other overweight washed up celebs on the new season of Celebrity Fit Club.

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Hot or Not?

I say NoT!!! Rhianna...I mean Ashanti wore this travesty at last nights Hip Hop Honors Awards Show..


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Somebody Call The Fashion Police On This Chick...Foxy Brown

WTF was Foxy thinking??? She should have been sent home for wearing this ish! LOL, I just noticed the red glove! *Shaking my head and rolling my eyes!* Poor Fox-Boogie.




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Today's Celeb Drama: DMX, Macy Gray

DMX premiered his new chick on the red carpet at
the VH1 Hip Hop Honors award. Shawty is a vast improvement from his wife Tashera. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...Tashera was far from a cutie.





Macy Gray was cut from "Dancing With The Stars" last night. I guess they wanted to dispose of any potential liablities early in the season.

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Today's Celeb Drama: DMX, Macy Gray

DMX premiered his new chick on the red carpet ar the VH1 Hip Hop Honors award. Shawty is a vast improvement from his wife Tashera. I'm not saying, I'm just saying...Tashera was far from a cutie.





Macy Gray was cut from "Dancing With The Stars" last night. I guess they wanted to dispose of any potential liablities early in the season.

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Ridikawlous Rumor or Reality

Was the lovey-dovey Whitney Houston/Oprah interview fake? Rumors are floating that Whitney Houston didn't really want to do Oprah's Show. Whitney claims that when she was down and out she reached out to Orprah for suport and guidance and Oprah wouldn't return her calls...interesting!!!!

Lil Mama dissed....herself!!??!! Apparently, there is a diss record out there from Lil Mama dissing herself for the bullish she pulled at the VMAs. WTF??? WOW

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Today's Celeb Drama: Khloe Kardashian (Again!) Fozxy Brown

Ridicoulous Rumor or Reality?
Apparently, Foxy has a sex tape floating around out there....things that make you go "hmmm" I smell a funky publicity stunt, what about u?

Straight from the horses mouth, Khloe K confirmed via her blog that she is indeed marrying Lamar Odom this weekend. Someone please remind me of y this chick is considered a celebrity again? Lamar's ex-fiance, Liza, and the mother of his two children addressed Khloe and Lamar's impromptu nuptials. Liza told E Online...“I would definitely say it is moving too fast,” Morales says. “I think that marriage is a life commitment and it is not something you rush into. You can’t think about the wedding. You have to think about the marriage and what that consists of. This is not a fabulous pair of shoes, or a fabulous custom-made suit we are talking about. So I would definitely say he is acting on impulse.” She later added "“Lamar has to focus on his children, his relationship with them before he can think about bringing Khloé around.” I said it once and I will say it again...getting married and knocked up out of wedlock is the new Hollywood trend. Funny how these Kardashian chicks have become household names by way of their vaginas.

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Today's Celeb Drama: Khloe Kardashian, Rick Ross,Lil Boosie, Beyonce, Plaxico Burress

Ok, so this Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom marriage thing is driving me wild and now there is a Kardashian theory floating around that the Kard-ASS-hian sisters are pulling the wool over our eyes. Khloe isn't getting married on Sunday, her pregnant sister Kourtney Kardashian is! Lions, tigers, bears, oh my!










I’m still LOL @ Rick Ross for getting jacked at the Hilton in Nashville earlier this month. Some groupie chicks that Rick and members of his entourage did only god- knows-what with after his concert, got him for his jewels, lap top and other personal items. Gurl Power! That night Ricky “The Boss” Ross wasn’t the only one who got off!















In other jail bird news, Lil Boosie was sentenced yesterday to two years in prison on drugs and weapons charges. Lil Boosie is known for his hits (if one should call them that) “Wipe Me Down” and his most recent homage to Halle Berry “Halle Berry.”
















Beyonce is gearing up to take her thick thighs, sequin body suits, teriminator-esque glove, weave and tour to Maylasia despite Maylasian officials not wanting her and wild-westernized ways there. In this day in age, going where you aren’t wanted is the main ingredient in getting murdered soup! My advice to Beyonce: Bullet Proof Bodysuit Baby Girl!









Where there are cameras and a scandal surrounding a brown-skin person, there will be ole reliable A.K.A, Al Sharpton. Al Sharpton spoke out yesterday against Plaxico’s sentencing:
“I think it is an unusually harsh sentence for someone who was his own victim. He should be punished but his sentence is way out of proportion with the crime. Celebrities should not be given special treatment but they should not be given exceptional punishments either." Sharpton said.I agree with Sharpton, Plaxico’s sentencing was a little harsh especially considering that the he was the victim. I’m surprised that the judge didn’t order Plaxico to pay restitution to himself! Hell, why not demand that he write an apology letter, to himself! This sentencing is ridiculous on so many levels...but hey, the law is the law...I guess. Pictured here is a picture of Plaxico kissing his wife shortly after being sentenced and moments before being led out of the courtroom to a waiting van that carried him to Rikers Island. After being processed at Rikers, Plaxico will be transported to Fishkill Correctional Facility to serve his two-year sentence. My heart goes out to Plaxico and his family...*shaking my head at this madness*

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Today's Celeb Drama: Amy Winehouse, Plaxico Burress, Khloe Kardashian, Goodie Mobb, Faizon Love, FABOLOUS, Tyra King

Amy is back to acting crackish again. Amy, got her “New York” on when she spat in the face of a teenager for teasing her god daughter. Amy ran up in a London school and got all the way live with a young girl who teased her god daughter and the kids who came to the girls defense. Mental note to self, tell me children not to f**k with Amy's kids! Cuz this chick is crAzY!






Plaxico Burress was sentenced this morning to two years in jail and two years probation for accidentally shooting himself in the leg with an illegal gun earlier this year.





This Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding thing is on everyone's lips. I am sure that Khole is sitting back on her size twelve ass (oops, I'm sorry, she lost weight...size ten ass!) enjoying all of the undeserved attention. Anywho, Khloe is registered at Williams-Sonoma. Click here to view her online gift registry. Type in Khloe’s name once you get there.






Ridiculos Rumor or Reality...Is Goodie Mob reuniting? I hope so! This past weekend, Cee-Lo, Khujo and T-Mo put on a show in the A.T.L. Hopefully, Big Boi and Andre 3000 will follow their lead and gives us a new Outkast album.







Sidebar: I swear I know a guy that looks just like Faizon Love...scary!








I posted yesterday about FABOLOUS starting a twit war with Bow Wow. Well Ed Lover has joined the war, allying himself with FABOLOUS. Ed Lover twitted #iheardbowwow sits on a pone book to drive. Click Here to view the twit drama.

Ok, so Tyra is going on and on about her real hair. Tyra debuted her real hair on her talk show last week and she was on Larry King Live yesterday talking about it again! I wonder if Tyra would be proud of her mane of glory if it wasn’t beyond her shoulders and as nappy as Celie's from The Color Purple! I give this natural thing another week until Tyra is back to her ass-crack-length weave. Click here to view her Larry King Live interview.


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